cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

(via hugintheraven)

merwholockian-hobbit:

therealultrabaguette:

essegigi:

daftwithoneshoe:

harleys-hyenas:

daftwithoneshoe:

Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?

Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.

Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames? 

Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean

Did you just turn gelato into Shakespeare.
 

O Strawberry, strawberry, wherefore art thou strawberry ?
Deny thy flavour and refuse thy scent
Or if thou wilt not, but be sworn my love
And I’ll no longer be a blackberry.

(Source: royalinterior, via thethiefofsarcasm)

lazerphaser:

okay, a quick romp through the tags leads me to believe that we need to get something straight

just because Plague Dogs, Felidae, Watership Down and Grave of the Fireflies are animated, it does not make them kids’ movies

(via kodelaine)

eunnieboo:

homestuck more like hottiestuck amirite

(via grimbarkness)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

willherondalelives:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

I cry WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: awkward-elevator, via lunarianpyrate)

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

(via crucifigo)

lovemegeminiously:

bringerofemotion:

freya-who:

> Kids: —- ASSEMBLE!!!

Dirk and dAVES FACE THOUGH

ok is it just me or is Jake ‘accidentally’ tweaking dirk’s nipple

(via tokyoflashback)

bootslots:

inkstrangle:

callmekitto:

now you, too, can spot a lesbian on sight alone!!

i really want that shirt tho

THE THIRD ONE THO

(via otakusapien)

bakasara:

-

I’ll never recover from this

(Source: theconsultingbiscuit, via gants-en-cuir-sur-mes-fesses)

pizza:

maximumstop:

THANK YOU TUMBLR USER PIZZA FOR NOTICING ME YOU COMPLETE ME OMG IM UR BIGGEST FAN

i love you omg

(via kick-the-ackles)